condoms not ymca kids

dear blogletes, blogstars, blogettes, and even you, the bloggay-

i have come to a conclusion today: condoms are less annoying that a child that goes to the ymca. i had the revelation while sitting at the baby pool stand while life guarding today. with the sunscreen burning my eye and the 100 degree temps frying my skin into a lovely, dark, skin tone, i realized that kids suck. kids who cant swim suck even more, but kids suck.

why would a kid try and dive into a walking entry pool? i have absolutely no idea. so when i told the kid not to dive into the pool again he said he did not do it and that he had no idea what he was talking about. so to test him, i encouraged him to show me what he had done previously. so what did the munchkin do? he dove in again. so then... i scolded the kid and he told me i was mean and then his counselor took him out of the pool for timeout.

in summary- i wish kids would just pop out of the womb and instantly go to college and then come out with a high paying job to take care of me. this whole growing up this might just be a little too much for me right now.

hence why condoms are the choice to make. or else you will have a ymca kid.

to all the parents out there that have ymca kids. at least make sure they dont shit in the pool. cause thats just nasty.

cpr with an 11 year old girl,

soccerball