ATTENTION LADIES!
good looking (extremely), funny, charming, soccer obsessed young man seeking drop dead gorgeous companion, mediocre swimmer, someone that enjoys receiving CPR, enjoys blowing vuvuzelas, will watch soccer on tv for hours, likes the number nine, wears baby oil in the sun, is a bitch to their boss, thinks lifeguards are sexy, is a good dancer, is willing to share their milkshake, embraces dirty jokes, can have a legitimate conversation, would die if they saw bruce springsteen up close and in person, (seriously, die), and has a intense hatred for any MLB team that is not the yankees. if you fit all of these characteristics- and are not a psycho killer, stalker, stripper or otherwise- hit soccer ball with a (preferably dirty) text!
:-)
this is because i love you, SB. but no one is gonna respond to this- and that's the way i want it.
you're mine.
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