so my favorite blogger in the world (besides the infamous soccerball) writes short letters everyday to give her blog readers a little look into her life- and she always writes two to her husband, one at the beginning and one at the end. in this case, there is only one other person that actually reads this beautiful slice of blog we call the Land of Hope and Dreams and therefore he will get the great privilege of getting two letters (don't say i never gave you anything levine)
dear soccerball, i still maintain that the pretty hair on your head is strawberry blonde, despite all of your haters (though you have to admit the ginger problems thing on twitter is quite hilarious). i will do a better job of defending it from now on. i promise, cross my heart. dear work, i don't wanna lie- you have been kind of a needy bitch lately. don't get me wrong, seeing that paycheck sort of makes it all worth it, but seriously if you make me call another wells fargo bank i will burn down all of your beloved commercial real estate buildings. you are worse than a ymca preschooler that can't swim. dear cicadas, two words for you. fuck. off. i'm serious. the sound, smell, and general appearance of y'all make me cringe. it's time for you to die and stay under the ground for another 13 years. dear approaching storm, please please leave me alone. i'm currently clutching to smokey almost as hard as i did the night of the tornadoes in russell hall. cue nervous breakdown. dear new phone, you are so so so pretty. i love you more than pillow pets and chicken nuggets. please don't abandon me- like my previous iphone that mysteriously disappeared the treacherous night of may 21st. (rip soccerball's social life.) dear taylor, i have never considered kidnapping another individual until today, but your situation is pretty desperate. when you get released on friday, can we go to sonic and then build a fort and watch mob wives at my house??? i'm currently pretending you are a mobster in jail so my life(and yours) seems more interesting. miss you.
sincerely,
t!3 dy3
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