the weekend from hell... (sorta)

to the millions of followers we have out there-
hope you enjoyed that hilarious and yet disgusting story of precious little hase chargis and his extremely memorable experience in athens(or maybe not so memorable for him) sorry hase, but some people just can't handle it!

but anyway, it's tiedye here ready to tell you a wonderful story about a veeeery interesting weekend in knoxville, tn- home of the university of tennessee, hase chargis, and of course, soccerball.
to summarize the experience for the readers, here are a few key words that i would use to describe the entire boxing weekend experience. (at least what i remember... a LOT of it was hazy...)

FRIDAY:
four hour drive
wendys!! (perfect for all you spring break dieters)
shots in the car
hello humes
reunion with keegs !
put on romper (romptastic)
proceed to pound shots in fifteen minutes
call pledge patrick, only to be disappointed (douche)
make best friends with the black cab driver- it pays to call shotgun
KENDALL!!!!!!!
watch (or not watch) frat guys box
fall on ass about 7 times
break shoe fuckkk
hiiiii soccerball long time no see
back to ato
kenz gets called ugly and fat (rude, ato douches)
kenz yells at random dude
ato house... how beautiful
tiedye gets angry for no reason. VERY angry, i'm told...
.............. (no idea, blackout for an hour)
POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER !!!!!!!!!! this man = AMERICA.
THE BITCH goes crazy (you know who you are, you crazy ass bitch)
^wants to go home
^wants to go dt
^LOVES complaining, being a pain in the ass, etc.
drunk.
as shit.
return to soccerball dorm.
scream at soccerball roommate (sorry dude! apparently i was reallll rude, my bad!)
.......hazy again
rise and shine :)
recover.
shower.
dress.
SHOTS.
dinner!!!! (major success, nom nom nom drunk 2)
RAIN. fuck this. made many bad things happen...
bus. flexi flask thank GOD
BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
waiting outside for tickets
tears in the rain (from the bitch)
attempt to reason with bitch.
give up.
enter tournament...
kenzi sketches off. sweet.
see familiar faces. pleasant experience.
cry at the sight of chloe. never let go.
soccerball in distress- bitch is getting to him
go save soccerball from his misery
bus... devise plan to get rid of bitch
SCREAM AT BITCH.
she will not listen.
scream MORE.
DUMB BITCH LISTEN!
keegs is an angel, reasons with bitch
bitch to kendalls bed.
others sneak out
back to ato
chase wins a fight??? hmmm
kendall tears :(
some bar....hazzzyyy
PIZZA!!!! nom nom nom
chase runs 2 miles in rain
soaked. hilarious.
BRITISH/ASIAN (????) BITCH
fucking annoying.
USA USA USA USA
back to humes, bye soccerball :(
sleep on floor.
pillow as blanket.
smokey as pillow :))))
wake up 3 hours later.
car ride.
bitch is bitching (again)
kenzi id bye bye....
home sweet athens

in a nutshell, good weekend for tiedye. few good fights in, a romper, lots of pizza, and a fair amount of taaka. thats all i need.

knoxvegas, i'll be coming back for you soon. count on it soccerball. (ps thanks for the shirt i get to be like you now!!!!!!)

peace for now blogletes,
tiedye:)