Saturday, July 31, 2010

mobile blog

First off. The sun is a bitch. I'm sitting outside of the big business tycoon in cool springs commonly known as chueys. As I wait for a table. Generally for a taco and rice this should be about thirty seconds. But why do I wait an hour for this cuisine? I'm really not sure and that is why I'm rethinking my decision over a blogpost. Plus this is so damn hard to type cause its on my phone.

So here is what I want to know. What makes people want to wait excessove amounts of time for overpriced food? If anyone knows please let me know so I can follow up with another post.

For now mis amigos,

Sokkaball

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

tie dye actually likes something "cool"!

FOR THE RECORD, i loved soccerball's most recent post on the avett brothers. and i'm being honest when i say this- i reallly really like them! i actually watched ALL of both videos (shocking, i know) and found that they honestly don't suck that much. good work soccerball! i knew you'd actually get me to like one of those videos one day.

now here's a link to a video i like! (okay i can't figure out how to post a video, work with me here)
it's the cutest thing i've ever seen!

http://current.com/groups/on-current-tv/76346362_81-year-old-sweethearts.htm

i like this- check them out: the avett brothers

If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected
Decide what to be and go be it


There was a dream and one day I could see it
Like a bird in a cage I broke in and demanded that somebody free it
And there was a kid with a head full of doubt
So I’ll scream til I die and the last of those bad thoughts are finally out



so these guys are from concord north carolina... kinda where im from so i felt the need to share them to the world... even though they are famous and on the radio all the time. check em out breh. and tyedye, please watch the whole video this time. its not that long.

check out 2:45 on the first video. amazing. its called the perfect space.


this song is called head full of doubt road full of promise. if your name is tye dye then you can skip to about 2:10 where the song actually starts playing.





Thursday, July 15, 2010

condoms not ymca kids

dear blogletes, blogstars, blogettes, and even you, the bloggay-

i have come to a conclusion today: condoms are less annoying that a child that goes to the ymca. i had the revelation while sitting at the baby pool stand while life guarding today. with the sunscreen burning my eye and the 100 degree temps frying my skin into a lovely, dark, skin tone, i realized that kids suck. kids who cant swim suck even more, but kids suck.

why would a kid try and dive into a walking entry pool? i have absolutely no idea. so when i told the kid not to dive into the pool again he said he did not do it and that he had no idea what he was talking about. so to test him, i encouraged him to show me what he had done previously. so what did the munchkin do? he dove in again. so then... i scolded the kid and he told me i was mean and then his counselor took him out of the pool for timeout.

in summary- i wish kids would just pop out of the womb and instantly go to college and then come out with a high paying job to take care of me. this whole growing up this might just be a little too much for me right now.

hence why condoms are the choice to make. or else you will have a ymca kid.

to all the parents out there that have ymca kids. at least make sure they dont shit in the pool. cause thats just nasty.

cpr with an 11 year old girl,

soccerball

i like a dis

WANTED: attractive female companion for a certain soccer ball

ATTENTION LADIES!

good looking (extremely), funny, charming, soccer obsessed young man seeking drop dead gorgeous companion, mediocre swimmer, someone that enjoys receiving CPR, enjoys blowing vuvuzelas, will watch soccer on tv for hours, likes the number nine, wears baby oil in the sun, is a bitch to their boss, thinks lifeguards are sexy, is a good dancer, is willing to share their milkshake, embraces dirty jokes, can have a legitimate conversation, would die if they saw bruce springsteen up close and in person, (seriously, die), and has a intense hatred for any MLB team that is not the yankees. if you fit all of these characteristics- and are not a psycho killer, stalker, stripper or otherwise- hit soccer ball with a (preferably dirty) text!

:-)
this is because i love you, SB. but no one is gonna respond to this- and that's the way i want it.
you're mine.
tie dye